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Be You Not Them Originally posted by designbolts You should only do the things that your heart wants you to do. Normal people scare the crap out of me.

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Friends who buy you food are friends for life.

. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. See more ideas about quotes bones funny funny quotes. Crazy-people librarians 267 likes Like Thats why crazy people are so dangerous.

Laughter not only reduces stress. I live a wild and crazy life. How I got away with it I dont know.

Im grateful for my crazy psycho insane and just totally messes up friends. Funny Quotes 1. Short funny quotes about life Even doctors say that one thing that can improve your life is laughter.

Funny life quotes In three words I can sum up everything Ive learned about life. Be happy it drives people crazy. Dont take life too seriously.

- Terry Pratchett Life is hard after all it kills you. Discover and share Crazy Funny Quotes About Life. I had such a crazy life.

You think theyre nice until theyre chaining you up in the garage. Here we share the best funny life quotes about life and sayings You dont get to choose how youre going to die. Its harder if youre stupid -John Wayne.

Gentlemen you cant fight in here. Im just going to ask where theyre going and hook up with em later Mitch Hedberg 2. Quotes tagged as crazy-people Showing 1-30 of 50 Do I have to talk to insane people Youre a librarian now.

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children -Samuel Butler. Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think Im not going to make it but you laugh inside remembering all the times youve felt that way Charles Bukowski. Crazy 1621 likes Like She didnt belong anywhere and she never really belonged to anyone.

You can only decide how youre going to live. Below youll find a collection of wise and funny life quotes to enjoy when you need a bit of levity. Dont get stuck with your pain.

People thought she was too wonderful. One is the realization that to be sporting isnt at all necessary. Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time Haruki Murakami Kafka on the Shore tags.

Hilarious Sayings E. This is the war. Dont sleep on the roses just because you.

Im afraid its mandatory Jasper Fforde The Woman Who Died a Lot tags. Milne I like to think of myself less like an adult and more like a former fetus Anna Kendrick I always wanted to be somebody but now I realize I should have been more specific Lily Tomlin Every day in high school. Originally posted by ninorata Crazy quotes are words of wisdom for all those crazy moments.

If you dont mind it doesnt matter Mark Twain. Never have more children than you have car windows. And everyone else belonged somewhere and to someone.

I drink to make other people more interesting. If youre having a bad day or even a good one here are some of the best quotes that show just how funny some peoples outlooks on life are. So dont ever stop learning new things.

Funny Crazy Wife Quotes My wife was afraid of the dark then she saw me naked and now shes afraid of the light Rodney Dangerfield Its tough to stay married. It also helps you to. Now Joan Baez There are compensations for growing older.

If you havent got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me -Alice Roosevelt Longworth. Set a man on fire and hell be warm for the rest of his life. Who wants to come with me.

Aug 27 2021 - Explore Amy Harlow Penningtons board Funny Crazy Quotes followed by 450 people on Pinterest. 52 Crazy Quotes about Life with Images 1. Im sick of following my dreams man.

Dont let schooling. Funny sarcastic quotes for a rough day. - French Proverb.

It is a great relief to reach this stage of wisdom. - Kathrine Hepburn Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. Funny motivational quotes about life and overcoming tough times.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. Crazy Life Quotes - BrainyQuote. People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day A.

Look to the future because that is where youll spend the rest of your life George Burns. But she only wanted to belong to someone. Sleep is more precious than diamonds to some.

If you think education is. What I love most about this crazy life is the adventure of it. - George Carlin Life is an onion and one cries while peeling it.

Youll never get out of it alive. A fool and his money never should have got together in the first place. My wife kisses the dog on the lips yet she wont drink from my glass Rodney Dangerfield My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.

Dec 23 2018 - Explore amber delatorres board crazy weird quotes followed by 660 people on Pinterest. Be happy it drives people crazy Paulo Coelho. It goes on by Robert Frost Because life always goes on.

Lower your blood pressure give you an excellent ab workout release endorphins boost the immune system increase oxygen flow It has many many other benefits. See more ideas about quotes funny quotes funny. We are best friends always remember that if you fall I will pick you up after I finish laughing.

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